Maria Cuomo

HSE Advisor

The Basics

What is your name/nicknames?
Maria/Ri/Born Loser (Thanks Dad)

How would you describe your position?
Glorified babysitter

What are your academic credentials?

What do you do in your spare time?
Binge crime shows, obsess over dogs, spend my time on my paddleboard.

Who or what inspires you and why?
Providing a cushy lifestyle for my future dog.

The Random

What is your favourite holiday?

What would you do if you won a million dollars?
Buy a farm for myself and a bunch of Golden Retrievers.

Who would play you in the movie of your life?
Melissa McCarthy

What was your first car?
The Rocketship (my Dads Windstar van)

If you could have one superhero power, what would it be?
Teleportation, so I don’t have to fly home to Newfoundland on a plane

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